Oh Blarney. In his later years, he was abandoned by his group of kids, who used the lessons they learned from him and grew up to be mildly successful, if not slightly maladjusted. With his TV show cancelled and the job market not too strong for high-pitched purple dinosaurs, Blarney took up drinking and has been trying to quit ever since.

Luckily he can still sing, although he is not guaranteed to remember all the words to songs, nor will he be guaranteed to slur his words or stay completely upright. He will, however, perform for 15 glorious minutes.

Please hire him, he needs the work.

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Party Crashers provides Drunken Blarney Singing Telegrams and other comic entertainers in Minnesota and western Wisconsin.
A Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram may be just what you need for your company party or birthday party in Minnesota or Wisconsin. This Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram is fifteen minutes long and is available in Albertville, Andover, Anoka, Apple Valley, Belle Plain, Bethel, Big Lake, Blaine, Bloomington, Brooklyn Park, Brooklyn Center, Burns, Burnsville, and Buffalo, Minnesota.
This Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram is also available in Carver, Cambridge, Champlin, Chanhassan, Chaska, Circle Pines, Cologne, Columbia Heights, Coon Rapids, Corcoran, Crystal, Dayton, and Deephaven, Minnesota.
This Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram has been seen in East Bethel, Eden Prairie, Edina, Elk River, Elko, Empire, Excelsior, Farmington, Forest Lake, Fridley, Golden Valley, Greenfield, Greenwood, Ham Lake, Hamburg, Hamel, Hanover, Hassan, Hastings, Hilltop, and Hopkins, Minnesota.
Party Crasher's Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram goes to Independence, Isanti, Jordan, Lakeville, Lexington, Le Sueur, Lindstrom, Lino Lakes, Long Lake, Loretto, Lydia, Maple Grove, Maple Plain, Mayer, Medicine Lake, Medina, Minneapolis, Minnetonka, Minnetonka Beach, Minnetrista, Montgomery, Monticello, Montrose, Mound, and Mounds View, Minnesota.
This very funny Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram will visit Navarre, New Brighton, New Germany, New Hope, New Market, New Prague, NorthBranch, Norwood, Oak Grove, Orono, Osseo, Otsego, Plymouth, and Prior Lake, Minnesota
The excessive laughter caused by a Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram can often be heard in Ramsey, Red Wing, Richfield, Robbinsdale, Rockford, Rogers, Rosemount, St. Anthony, St. Bonifacius, St. Croix Beach, St. Francis, St. Louis Park, St. Michael, Saint Paul, St. Paul, Savage,
Scandia-Marine, and Shakopee, Minnesota
This Drunken Blarney Singing Telegram will travel to Shorewood, South Burnsville, Spring Park, Spring Lake Park, Stillwater, Tonka Bay, Victoria, Waconia, Watertown, Waverly, Wayzata, Webster, White Bear Lake, Winsted, Woodland, Wyoming, Young America, and
Zimmerman, Minnesota.