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 Skanky Stripper Meet Thelma DesMoines. She's lewd, she's crude, "Good Lord," she's getting nude!! Straight from her whirlwind tour of low-rent strip joints and highway rest-stops across the greater Midwest, Thelma is now available (and desperate) for private bookings. As delightful as she is horrifying, she'll serenade you with her smoky stylings, all the while threatening to expose a freakish display of stretch marks and cellulite. Call for Thelma now!! (But please don't ask for the lap dance. Trust us. We know where she's been.) The skanky stripper wears a fat suit, so she's not really quite as naked as she appears. |
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| She will bump and grind to the popular hit "My Humps," as she demonstrates her hilarious array of unusual and suggestively clumsy dance moves. In addition to the impressive strip tease, Thelma also sings. The whole show consists of about fifteen minutes of bawdy fun. Tell us funny stories, embarrassing moments, nicknames, hobbies, interests and personality quirks. Our creative comic entertainers will find clever ways to work the information into the show. Yours guests will be extremely entertained with this singing telegram. The skanky stripper singing telegram is great for bachelor parties, birthday parties, retirement parties, April Fools Day and more. Call to reserve your Party Crasher Singing Telegram today! 612-789-6666 Monday - Friday 9 am - 5 pm CST apartycrasher@gmail.com Join Our Mailing List for Special Offers and Discounts Party Crashers provides skanky stripper singing strip-o-grams and other comic entertainers in Minnesota and western Wisconsin. A skanky stripper strip-o-gram may be just what you need for your company party or birthday party in Minnesota or Wisconsin. This skanky stripper strip-o-gram is fifteen minutes long and is available in Albertville, Andover, Anoka, Apple Valley, Belle Plain, Bethel, Big Lake, Blaine, Bloomington, Brooklyn Park, Brooklyn Center, Burns, Burnsville, and Buffalo, Minnesota. This skanky stripper strip-o-gram is also available in Carver, Cambridge, Champlin, Chanhassan, Chaska, Circle Pines, Cologne, Columbia Heights, Coon Rapids, Corcoran, Crystal, Dayton, and Deephaven, Minnesota. This skanky stripper strip-o-gram has been seen with handcuffs in East Bethel, Eden Prairie, Edina, Elk River, Elko, Empire, Excelsior, Farmington, Forest Lake, Fridley, Golden Valley, Greenfield, Greenwood, Ham Lake, Hamburg, Hamel, Hanover, Hassan, Hastings, Hilltop, and Hopkins, Minnesota. Party Crasher's skanky stripper strip-o-gram goes to Independence, Isanti, Jordan, Lakeville, Lexington, Le Sueur, Lindstrom, Lino Lakes, Long Lake, Loretto, Lydia, Maple Grove, Maple Plain, Mayer, Medicine Lake, Medina, Minneapolis, Minnetonka, Minnetonka Beach, Minnetrista, Montgomery, Monticello, Montrose, Mound, and Mounds View, Minnesota. This very funny skanky stripper strip-o-gram will visit Navarre, New Brighton, New Germany, New Hope, New Market, New Prague, NorthBranch, Norwood, Oak Grove, Orono, Osseo, Otsego, Plymouth, and Prior Lake, Minnesota The excessive laughter caused by a skanky stripper strip-o-gram can often be heard in Ramsey, Red Wing, Richfield, Robbinsdale, Rockford, Rogers, Rosemount, St. Anthony, St. Bonifacius, St. Croix Beach, St. Francis, St. Louis Park, St. Michael, Saint Paul, St. Paul, Savage, Scandia-Marine, and Shakopee, Minnesota This skanky stripper strip-o-gram will travel to Shorewood, South Burnsville, Spring Park, Spring Lake Park, Stillwater, Tonka Bay, Victoria, Waconia, Watertown, Waverly, Wayzata, Webster, White Bear Lake, Winsted, Woodland, Wyoming, Young America, and Zimmerman, Minnesota. A skanky stripper strip-o-gram has been sighted in such areas as Hudson, North Hudson, Ellsworth, Burkhardt, River Falls, and Somerset, Wisconsin. |
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